Funny Insults Done By People

For a price you can have anyone in the audience insulted. The better the $$ the better the insult!

* Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...
* Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
* I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.
* You're red shirt goes well with your eyes...
* Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
* Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
* Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
* Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes.
* You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder
* All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.
* I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't
* count that high.
* You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.
* He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe
* Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.
* If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!
* You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.
* You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!
* I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
* Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special
* effort today?
* Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?
* Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse
* advice...
* I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at
* Cucumber college.
* Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet
* somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
* I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
* Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
* You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!
* I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of
* shock.
* Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!
* I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'

Tags: funny, humor, people, crazzy, abuse, stupid, Insults, fighting

New BETA abuse categories - some cause for concern?

On the right you can see the screen print of the AR form, but it a little difficult to read so I will paste the new categories here for you to be able to read, highlighting ones I believe of special note:

Age > Age play

Age > Adult resident on Teen Second Life

Age > Underage resident on Adult Second Life

Assault > Combat sandbox / unsafe area

Assault > Safe area

Assault > Weapons testing sandbox

Copyright or intellectual property violation

Commerce > Failure to deliver product or service

Disclosure > First life information

Disclosure > Remotely monitoring chat

Disclosure > Second Life information/chat/IMs

Disturbing the peace > Unfair use of region resources

Disturbing the peace > Excessive scripted objects

Disturbing the peace > Object littering

Disturbing the peace > Repetitive spam

Disturbing the peace > Unwanted advert spam

Fraud > L$

Fraud > Land

Fraud > Pyramid scheme or chain letter

Fraud > US$

Harassment > Advert farms / visual spam

Harassment > Defaming individuals or groups

Harassment > Impeding movement

Harassment > Sexual harassment

Harassment > Soliciting/inciting others to violate ToS

Harassment > Verbal abuse

Indecency > Broadly offensive content or conduct

Indecency > Broadly visible mature content

Indecency > Inappropriate avatar name

Indecency > Mature content in PG region

Intolerance

Land > Abuse of sandbox resources

Land > Encroachment > Object/textures

Land > Encroachment > Particles

Land > Encroachment > Trees/plants

Trademark violation

Wagering/gambling

Other

All of this, including a full discussion, can be found on the forums HERE after SuezanneC Baskerville found this list and posted it.

The highlighted catagories are cause for concern to many and it is to be hoped this list will be reworded or reviewed before going live.

It is great to see a catagory for 'Copyright or intellectual property violation' but since Linden Lab have always maintained Residents should file a DMCA I wonder what use this catagory actually is?

Trademark violation - Do they mean the SL trademark or the consumers? This seems to mean nothing at all without further explanation.

The main one of concern here is Commerce > Failure to deliver product or service - I would love to know how this one will work, quite apart from increasing AR's to an unworkable level, most failures are due to grid problems. Are customers now going to AR content creators simply because of grid hiccups? It would be confusing, to say the least, and those creators could find themselves punished for something they have no control over. Anyone that has sold through a vendor is SL knows these hiccups occur and the majority are happy to put it right if a vendor fails - but how can they do that if the first they know of a problem with a vendor is a warning from LL? Think again Lindens.

Age > Age play - Since when has been against the ToS to age play? This is going to cause an uproar simply by the wording - what I think is actually meant here is SEXUAL age play but this is not made clear, and it should be. Any child avatar could be Abuse Reported under this category as it stands right now.

Join in the discussion HERE and thank you Suzanne for bringing it to every ones attention.

Dana Vanmoer